We love a good joke! Here are some hilarious Christmas jokes that will make your kids laugh like Santa and his belly like a bowl full of jelly! Okay, maybe some of them are a little cheesy, but I will say – we did a LOT of searching to find these jokes and narrowed it down to the ones that were actually funny. Or less cheesy, depending on how you want to look at it!
At the bottom of the post, you can print this list of Christmas jokes. Use them to entertain kids at a Christmas party, or to pass the time on a family road trip.
This post was originally written in December 2016 andupdated December 2022.
Q: What does the gingerbread man put on his bed?
A: Cookie sheets!
Q: How does a sheep say Merry Christmas?
A: Fleece Navidad!
Q: Where does a snowman keep his money?
A: In a snow bank!
Q: What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?
A: A pineapple!
Q: In what year does New Year’s Day come before Christmas?
A: EVERY year!
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Frosted Flakes!
Q: What did one Christmas tree say to the other Christmas tree?
A: Lighten up!
Q: What kind of motorcycle does Santa like to ride?
A: A Holly Davidson!
Q: What do you get when Santa becomes a detective?
A: Santa CLUES!
Q: How does a snowman lose weight?
A: He waits for the weather to get warmer!
Q: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
A: Do you smell carrots??
Q: What do you call a reindeer with bad manners?
A: RUDE-olph!
Q: Why wouldn’t the Christmas tree stand up?
A: Because it has no legs!
Q: Why does Santa work at the North Pole?
A: Because the penguins kicked him out of the South Pole!
Q: Why did the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had the drum sticks!
Q: What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
A: Snow!
Q: What do you call a reindeer who wears earmuffs?
A: Anything you want! He can’t hear you!
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite!
Q: Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
A: It needed to be trimmed!
Q: What is an elf’s favorite kind of music?
A: Wrap music!
Q: What kind of photos do elves take?
A: Elfies!
Q: What do road crews use at the North Pole?
A: Snow cones!
Q: Why did Rudolph have a bad grade on his report card?
A: Because he went down in history!
Q: What wears and read suit and goes, “Oh, oh, oh!”
A: Santa walking backwards!
Q: Why are Christmas trees bad at sewing?
A: Because they always drop their needles!
Q: What do snowmen like most about school?
A: Snow and tell!
Q: What is an elf’s favorite candy?
A: Orna-mints!
Ready to print your Christmas jokes for kids? Click the link below. The filewill open, and you can print from there.
CLICK HERE: Christmas Jokes for Kids
Do you have a good joke to add? Leave a comment!
89 Comments
Post a CommentMichael smithDec 11, 2016
How do you know Santa has past his driving test ? NO-EL plates.
Reply Willie DickensheetsDec 24, 2016
If an athlete gets athlete's foot, what does an astronaut get?
Missile toe
Reply SarahDec 26, 2016
LOL!!
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MohamedDec 10, 2017
this is super funny, especiely question number 7
Reply Amanda WILSONDec 20, 2018
what do you call a picture with an elf in it?
an elfieReply Lillian TerrillJan 14, 2021
Q. What did the plate say to the supper?
A. Dinner is on me.
Reply Lillian TerrillJan 14, 2021
Q. why couldn't the astronouts book a room on the moon?
A. because it was full.
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Maria DennettDec 11, 2016
Whats the difference between snowmen and snow women?
Snowballs!!Reply camila niomioDec 11, 2018
I saw that joke one time i laughed way harder than I was supposed just like when I heard the joke about which bees give milk? boo bees
Reply Lillian TerrillJan 14, 2021
Q. where did the monster go when he got a boo boo?
A. to his mummy.
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Marion NunnDec 12, 2016
Why was Frosty the Snowman kicked out of the produce section at the grocery store.
Because they caught him picking his nose....
Reply NikkieDec 18, 2016
Love that one!!!!?
Reply MatildaDec 19, 2016
Ha ha ha
Reply kadynDec 23, 2016
meeeeeetoooooo
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Karen LawsonDec 17, 2018
That one’s the best!
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AmbikaDec 13, 2016
Why did the man throw the butter out the window?
Because he wanted to see the butterfly.Reply Lori BirchDec 14, 2016
Why did the snowman tell his wife his birthday cake tasted like a booger cake?
It was a carrot cake.Reply Shalon IronroadDec 15, 2016
Q: How does a frog open his Christmas present?
Rippit! Rippit! Rippit!Reply BeckiDec 16, 2016
LOL My nine-year-old daughter will love these! Thanks for sharing :)
Reply Cristin BrouwerDec 16, 2016
My 10 and 12 yr old boys will love these! Thanks!
Reply ADec 16, 2016
From the 8 year old : What goes oh oh oh?
Santa walking backwards!Reply kadynDec 23, 2016
thats super funny I'm 8 to
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RickDec 16, 2016
How can you tell if a Christmas Tree is a girl?
Because it is wearing a tree SKIRT!!
Reply BritDec 17, 2016
Q: What did one snowman say to the other?
A: Smells like carrots.Reply BeibhinDec 17, 2016
Why didn't the Turkey eat anything?
Because he was stuffed!
Reply JayDec 17, 2016
What is the elves' favourite type of music?
Wrap music!
Reply SarahDec 20, 2016
LOL!!
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StacyDec 17, 2016
What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
Noeyeddeer?
Reply BrqndyDec 17, 2016
Too funny!!
Reply JeremyDec 23, 2016
Q What do you call a reindeer with no eyes and no legs
A Still no ideaReply
CalebDec 17, 2016
What did the snowman say to the other snowman?
"I smell carrots!"Reply JoelleDec 18, 2016
My kids love these jokes plus the jokes left in the comments! Thanks everyone for sharing ?
Reply SabrinaDec 18, 2016
Q: How does Rudolph wake up the nebiorhood
Because of that bright red nose he has
Reply ConnieDec 18, 2016
Know the difference between the alphabet and the Christmas alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has Noel!
Reply Jena WilcoxDec 18, 2016
WhaT do gingerbread men use for blankets?
Cookie sheetsReply SarahDec 20, 2016
Ha! Love it!
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janDec 19, 2016
Why did Santa plant three gardens? So he could HO HO HO!!
Reply PattisDec 19, 2016
Santa looks up at the sky and says to Mrs. Claus,"Looks like rain, dear!"
Reply AnnabelleDec 19, 2016
Q. What do witches sing for Christmas?
A. "Deck the halls with poison ivy. Fa la la la la la la la. Tis the saeson to be wicked
Reply Lillian TerrillJan 14, 2021
HA! 🤣🤣🤣
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ToriaDec 19, 2016
What do you call a mean reindeer?
RUDolphReply JenniferDec 19, 2016
Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling crumby!Reply MatildaDec 19, 2016
What is the name of the King of snowmen during summer?
King Meltin
Reply Jeannette FeeleyDec 20, 2016
Q: what did the gingerbread man get when he broke his leg?
A candy cane
Reply CherylDec 20, 2016
How do you greet a snowman?
Chilly to meet youReply AnnabelleDec 20, 2016
What did the Valentine card say to the mistletoe?
"I'm lovesick."
Reply AnnabelleDec 20, 2016
Candy Cane: "Got any red ribbons?"
Manager : YesCandy cane: Did I put it on wrong?Is it supposed to go around me like this
Reply AnnabelleDec 20, 2016
What did Santa give Rudolf for his upset stomach
Elk-a-seltzer
Reply AnnabelleDec 20, 2016
Who brings kittens for Christmas?
Santa Clawse
Reply Joan AbneyDec 21, 2016
What do you call a cat in the desert?
Sandy Claws
This was my dad's "corny" joke he told to us as kids EVERY year! Miss you Pop!
Reply Brock DillDec 21, 2016
Why is it so cold at Chistmas time?
Because it's Desemberrrrr
Reply AprilDec 21, 2016
Why do Donnee and Blitzen get to take so many coffee breaks?
Because they are Santa's star bucks!Reply Linda CarolipioDec 21, 2016
These jokes are adorable. My grandkids will love them.
Reply LailaDec 23, 2016
What do you get when you cross a pig and Christmas tree lights?
A piglet!
Reply LailaDec 23, 2016
What do you get when you cross a pig and Christmas tree lights?
A piglet!
Reply MadalynDec 23, 2016
Knock knock
Who's there
Broken pencil
Broken pencil who
Nevermind it's pointlessReply ChristiDec 23, 2016
What do you get when Santa goes down the chimney when it's still lit? Crisp kringle
Reply Mandy WalkerDec 24, 2016
How do you say no way on Christmas?
Snow way !Reply StephanieDec 26, 2016
What do you call a snowman with a six pack stomach?
The abdominal snowman
Who is the best elf singer in the North Pole?
Elfis PresleyReply SarahDec 26, 2016
Ha ha ha!! Love it.
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NicoDec 26, 2016
How does a snowman get to work?
By icicle
Reply Lisa MachiaDec 28, 2016
What do chickens mail their Christmas cards in?
HENVELOPES...LOLReply KayseDec 29, 2016
cute jokes
Reply RyverDec 29, 2016
Why did Santa miss your house? He was just tiered
Reply Lol squadMar 21, 2017
How many lips does a flower have. TWO LIPS (tulips)
Reply IsabellaMay 13, 2017
What do elfs do before Christmas
They rap
Reply MirandaNov 28, 2017
What kind of car does an elf drive?
TOY-otaReply DaneNov 28, 2017
What do elves learn at school? The ELFabet!
Reply krissyNov 29, 2017
What does the town sing when the Beast and Belle break-up?
Single Belle, Single Belle, single all the way!Reply EmersonDec 14, 2017
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Murray.
Murray Who?
Murray Christmas to all and to all a good night.Reply David HubbellDec 24, 2017
You know who’s the most famous reindeer of all, of course the answer is Rudolph. What’s the name of the other reindee? Olive. “All of” the other reindeer.
Reply Tony GioiaJul 14, 2018
Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Mary and Abby!
Mary and Abby who?
Mary Christmas and Abby New Year!Reply bobertSep 5, 2018
What happens when a Christmas gets a present?
He lights up!Reply rhondaSep 5, 2018
why were the reindeer mad at the elves?
because they were being sELFish!Reply RobinOct 2, 2018
Love this one!!!
Reply Elizabeth MayfieldDec 17, 2018
what is a parent's favorite Christmas Carol? Silent Night.
Reply Bent O. JensenDec 18, 2018
The elfabet ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.
No LReply DDec 18, 2018
Why doesn't Santa let his elves work on his computer?
Cuz they delete all of his Christmas cookies.Reply sloaneDec 20, 2018
what do you call a picture with an elf in it?
an elfieReply Mitchell wollandDec 20, 2018
What do you call Rudolph with bad manners? Rude-olph
Reply BellaDec 22, 2018
what do you call a santa that delivers presents to dogs
a: santa paws
Reply MaryDec 24, 2018
How do you know Santa is good at karate?
He has a black belt!!!!
Reply L. GoodDec 24, 2018
My son thought that Santa lives at the North Pile because he was a Pole Dancer. ???
Reply aflintDec 15, 2019
Thank you soo much!!! my grandkids (and my dad) absolutely LOVE your jokes!!! God Bless!
Reply DFreddieKDec 16, 2019
What does Santa experience when he gets stuck in a chimney? (CLAUStrophobia)
Reply CharlotteDec 20, 2019
What do elves learn at school?
The elfabet.Reply Kim TaylorDec 24, 2019
How does Santa measure?
With Santa-meters!Reply TaniaDec 27, 2019
Why is Santa good at karate
Because he has a black beltReply Emily WagnerOct 28, 2020
I thought these jokes were hilarious and super funny.
Reply BenNov 21, 2020
What is one of Santa’s gardening tools?
Ho, ho, ho!Reply GalalDec 9, 2020
What animal loves the rain most?
Reindeer
Reply Jarl CantleyDec 10, 2020
Santa asks Mrs Santa what the weather was like outside and she said, "It looks like reindeer"
Reply Gudarada SrinivasaDec 15, 2020
Q: How does a sheep say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad!
Reply Almari Estipona snowyzoeDec 16, 2020
Why do mummies like Cjristmas so much?
A: Because of all the wrapping!Reply carsonDec 18, 2020
what do you call a snowman with no body head or arms?
a snow ball!Reply carsonDec 18, 2020
what did the flag say to the pole?
nothing, it just waved
Reply PrimroseDec 18, 2020
what is black white and red all over?
a sun burnt penguin
Reply LilaDec 23, 2020
What type of present likes to dance?
Wrapping paper!!!!!!!!!!!Reply IsaiahDec 31, 2020
What do elves do for school?
A presentation!!Reply BobNov 21, 2021
What do reindeers hang on their Christmas trees?
Horn-aments
Reply RaidenDec 16, 2021
Which reindeer likes valentines day? Cupid!
Reply RaidenDec 16, 2021
Which of Santa's reindeer can you see going to race? Dasher!
Reply RaidenDec 16, 2021
Which of Santa's reindeer loved to party? Dancer!
Reply RaidenDec 16, 2021
Who was the first Reindeer in space? Comet!
Reply LiamDec 16, 2021
Thanks my classmates will laugh so hard
Reply Jera HarrisDec 18, 2021
These were good jokes!
Reply AvaDec 21, 2023
What is the name of Santa’s Cat? Santa Claws!
Reply randomDec 22, 2023
What is red white and blue
A:a sad candy cane
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